I have had a couple of "Quick Wit Craigisms" to share

I have had a flu bug - this weekend I slept 23 out of the 48 hours - I told Craig I hadn't slept that much since I was pregnant.

    Quick Wit:  Well are you?

    Response:  It would have to be immaculate conception (I forgot to say a womb would have to be regrown too) - but I'm not as Quick Witted

Today when we talked I told him I felt like throwing up.

    Quick Wit:  You get a trash can next to you, put some Kleenexes in the trash can, throw up in it, clean up in the bathroom and then throw the bag away.

    Response:  You would know how to do that wouldn't you.

I have heard the "unclear" too - but thought these were classic Craig and had to share the LOL.