Top Ten Country Songs

Hey Bloggers,

Gotta say Craig, I am glad you are getting a break from that chemo.  What better situation to be in than a 2 week break -- interspersed with a week in Aruba!!!     .   You can make relaxation your top priority, followed by calorie building.  You can return tanned, fat   and in fightin' form.  Don't forget your mirrored sunglasses.

Here's a little something that made it's way to my inbox.   We had some giggles:

Subject: TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.
10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
7. I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
5. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like You're Still Here.
4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.

And the number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up
With a Few


 
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