Politically Correct Terms
My personal favorites were #3 for women and #5 for men. Enjoy.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
*1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
*2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
*3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
*4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
*5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
*6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
*1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
*2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
*3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
*4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
*5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
*1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
*2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
*3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
*4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
*5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
*6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
*1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
*2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
*3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
*4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
*5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
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