Hi, thought you could use a quick laugh.....

An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally
says that the bar is closing. So, the Irishman stands up to leave and
falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He
figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will
sober him up.

Once outside, he stands up and falls flat on his face. So,
he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the
door he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door
into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to
stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright, but he quickly
falls right into bed and is sound asleep, as soon as his head hits the
pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him
shouting at him.
- "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
- "What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look.
- "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."