Love and Laughter
Craig, Shelly, Emily and all the Special K bloggers and prayer warriors and the silent majority supporters out there: Way to go , Team. Wasn't yesterday just an awesome display of love, power, prayer and praise!
Since Craig will now be mending, I thought I'd better provide at least a little humor as well as the answers to the scrabbles. I don't want Phyllis out there straining her brain all weekend without the answers. They are below, as well as a couple of humorous things just to get the ball rolling. I'm sure Peat will come up with some more, now that we need to get the humor train going again. (Peat, your serious side is just as awesome as your funny side--I agree with Phyllis, you either make me laugh or cry or both! Keep it up).
I'll be away from my computer all weekend -- in Columbus, Ohio visiting a dear friend who has ALS and I will be walking in the ALS fundraiser on Sunday at OSU. I'll be back late Sunday night and will try to catch up. Tom, (blogmeister as opposed to Linda, who is blogfounder -- THANKS to both of you), I sincerely appreciate the 100 entries on a page--it was very difficult to catch up when there were only 20 entries on a page.
I'll quit now and add my brain teasers and humor. I don't know if I can be away from this thing for 2 days or not--the withdrawal symptoms will be pretty bad. Heal quickly, Craig; rest up, Shelly and Emily; and keep up the great work, everyone else!!
Love you all, deb
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
On to the humor.
You might be a redneck if:
Your wife is quoted in the local newspaper, saying:
I've run out of photos for now, but continuing in the same vein.....
You might be a redneck if:
You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65. (or you have a new doorbell!!)
Sorry, for all the font and color changes--I can't seem to get this thing to do what I want.
Love, deb
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