First off, let's be thankful the whale sound and a little yellow leakage is all Craig has--the exploding flatulence sounds pretty bad.

Secondly, it scares me just a little that Carol and I are such good friends that we are doing blogs at the same time--I didn't see her beautiful friendship blog until after I posted my "catch up" blog (and she says she's not a writer).  We always do say that it takes both of our brains sometimes to equal a whole one.  Either that or we both eat lunch at work at the same time, just on different floors (I mean our offices are on different floors, not that we eat off the floors--not in this place)!

Thirdly, I don't have anything really stimulating at this point for Craig and Shelly--I'll work really hard on it, but I didn't even understand the last question, so I don't know whether that's because I'm not an engineer, not a genius or just haven't been drinking enough (of course, it's 7 am now so that's a good thing).

Fourthly, my contribution today is a "real life" Redneck photo.  I actually took this photo while we were somewhere in southern Missouri or Arkansas (nuff said).  I made my husband stop in the parking lot so I could take it (surreptitiously of course since I didn't want the owner of this beautiful vehicle to think I was making fun of it).  Of course, he might have thought I was in awe of it--I guess you could make the definition of "awe" fit this picture--as in "awe, shucks, ma'am, it wasn't that hard to make this truck look like this...."

You might be a redneck if:

Your camper truck looks like this
(please pay particular attention to the details, such as how well the camper shell fits the truck bed, the strappings holding it on, and most definitely check out the "boot" on the left rear tire.  At least we think that's what it is--apparently designed to keep anyone from stealing this magnificent mode of transportation.)



Fifthly, have a great day and know that we all love you.

deb